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Nation's Tacky Bead Necklace Industry Devastated

America's bead industry is reeling in the aftermath of hurricane Katrina. The traditional beads for breasts barter economy developed by Louisiana natives provides almost 80 percent of many bead makers yearly income. "The bead industry may have sunk with New Orleans," laments Trisha Coatly, of Bead and Button magazine. She added,"thankfully most southern locals wear t-shirts or the button industry would be equally screwed."
In related news has begun selling commemorative editions of Girls Gone Wild: Mardi Gras.

Hurricane Fun Fact: Katrina is of German derivation and means PURE.


  • At 10:22 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Mardi Gras Zone is back in action after being hit hard by Katrina. I think all the bead vendors deserve our support.


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