Weekly Scapegoat

Life is complex. Often the reasons behind events are non-intuitive. Thankfully, human nature allows us to skip the hard work of thinking and embrace the first "explanation" of life's hardships that comes our way.

As a public service, I have decided to harness the power of simplistic thinking for good. Let me present, Paxton.

Paxton is the reason that France is experiencing riots. Now, I know you've heard some talk of racial and religious tensions. Perhaps some high and mighty person with a doctorate and an accent has mentioned cultural assimilation. Forget all of it. Blame Paxton.